Just one of those things...

So,I went out to talk to my car the other day, you know, just to talk. And the conversation that took place was probably the strangest I have had with him since the day that I met him. I walked outside toward his regular parking-spot, but realized he wasn't there. So I rolled my eyes and called out for him. "Chester!......*silence*......Cheeeesteeeerr!" By this time I was getting annoyed, but I decided to try one more time, only this time louder. *gasp*...CHESTER!!!!
Well, as you can guess nothing happened. So I just sat down on the sidewalk to wait for his return, whenever he decided to come home that is...
But as it turns out, I did not have to wait long before I heard a familiar voice say: "You know,you shouldn't look so sad. I mean, I know I'm good looking and all that, but you don't have to get all bent out of shape over me". I looked up at him, smiled, and said; "Where on earth have you been off to? You don't just roll away without telling me where you're going! I own your keys!!! And besides, didn't Kenny tell you that I needed to talk to you?" "Well" he said, "I guess...he might have mentioned....Awww,but come on now,just how many rear-view mirror hangers would YOU trust to tell you something important? He's like that little thing that wouldn't go away! He bugs me all the time,so just told myself not to listen to him....ever..."
"Look Chester,I told you guys that you have to at last TRY to get along, because if you don't, I'll have to separate you two, and then I'll be sad cuz I really like you both together." "No" he said sadly, "You don't have to do that...It's just that I've been a little temperamental lately....It's not Kenny's fault." " Well then, what is it?" I asked him, surprised that for once he actually wasn't blaming Kenny. "It's...well...that guy you've been hanging around with at work." I stared at him a moment in complete confusion, but quickly snapped back into reality, and said; "That is what's been bothering you? J V K?!!" "Well...Yes. And I'll tell ya, I don't like that dude....he looks funny".... Chester seemed a little embarrassed while he said this, so I gave him a loving pat on the hood and said to him quietly; "J is perfectly harmless,we just like to talk that's all. You really don't have to worry about it". No sooner had I finished my sentence, when I knew in my wishbone what Chester would say after that. *sigh* He stared at me in a disturbingly knowledgeable way and said to me; "That's what YOU think. But trust me, that guy is bad for you. And I especially don't like the dirty looks his car gives me across the parking lot".... "Don't bad-mouth 'em babe!" I said, "they're both really nice to me, unlike a few people I could mention, and J is truly fun to around". "Hmmf!" He mumbled. "I like that Curtis kid better. Why can't you hang out with him more often? And that girl you know, what's her name...JO!...that's it, Jo. I like her allot...especially when she came to visit me that night after work".... "Look" I said, "We've been over this before, and I'm most certainly NOT going into it again. There are perfectly good reasons why we don't hang out much anymore". "Yea" he said sulkily, " I know. It's just that I worry for you....I really care about you and I just don't want anything bad to happen".... "It's alright Chester" I was blushing by now, "Nothing bad is going to happen"....

The rest of our conversation that day is blurr to my memory. And however pointless it may have seemed, I guess one good thing came from it....Kenny and Chester don't fight anymore. = ]

Lol! With my love
~Swan